****Hello people of the page: I know this isn't like my normal posts, but, as an Underdog, I feel like we could use all the help we can get. Stay tuned for more conspiracy theories, and enjoy these tips.
I keep seeing all of these stories in magazines about how to save money. Some have great tips, but for the most part, they are written for people who have some money. Meaning that money they will be saving will be great to be put away for a rainy day. But that's not the situation that I am in, nor most Americans.
In fact, one out of every two Americans are living below the poverty line. Case in point, I live with my cousin/roommate/bestie. I live under the poverty line, and she is lucky to have a good job. In this day in age, a college degree, (or even two like me,) won't get you anywhere. You are lucky to have any type of job, let alone one that you like or pays you well. Since I don't have either,(I'm a part-time teller) I must make do with what little I have, and make it last. There are no savings accounts today. Only debt. But, there are ways to try to make that tiny dollar stretch out.
1. Brand Names mean almost nothing: Guess what, food is food. For the most part it doesn't matter what the name on the box says, it's the same food as the off brand. I understand that there are some situations where you have to buy a brand name. For example, my dog Indy has stomach trouble, and can only eat certain dog food. I save money by buying off brand items at the store so I can pay for the dog food. In that case, it is much cheaper to buy a $13.00 dog of bag food than to take him to the vet.
2. If you can, go to a grocery store like Aldies. Bring your own bags, and your quarter to get your shopping car. You get your quarter back when you return the cart. Your dollar goes so much futher there. What you would spend over a hundred dollars for at a normal grocery store, you could spend only $50 or $60 at Aldies.
3. Bring your own bags whenever possible. A lot of places now give you a 5 cent credit of each reusable bag that you use. There are not many places that do here in Waterloo, but Target does. Five cents is five cents.
4. Pay attention to the price when you are at the check out line. This actually saved me $50.00. There was a sale on my dog food for once at hyvee! I decided to stock up with 3 bags which would save me about $15.00 dollars in the long run. When I was at the check out, the price didn't ring up right. When I told the clerk, they went to check the price. It turnes out this was a promo price that was over the day before. They forgot to change the ticket back to the correct price. Since it was their mistake, it is their policy to make the product free. I was just looking for a price match, but ended up getting all 3 bags of dog food free!!! Pay attention to the screen, because if I wouldn't have, then I would have ended up paying more!!!
5. Coupons can be great, but you have to pay attention to them. Are they really the best deal? Look around, the off brand may be a better deal. It may not. And if you have to buy 3 or more products to get one dollar off, then it most likely isn't the best deal.
6. Look through your magazines. If you are like me, you have a small stack of magazines in your bathroom (hee hee) or in your bedroom. Save money by subscribing to a magazine instead of buying it off the newstand. You may be surprised what is in there. Today I found many good coupons, samples of make-up, lotion, and a panty liner. Hey, samples are samples and good for many things. (stay tuned for sample section)
Another tip for magazines: take those perfume samples they stuff in the pages and put them to use. You can put them in your car for a refreshing smell. (cheaper than an air freshener) You can also put them in your shelves, in your sock drawer, or in your bathroom. Also, you can actually use them. It is very hard to get a sample of perfume anymore because most companies will not make them. Use them and see if you like them instead of trying a bottle out.
7. Check out your local paper, or your local "Reader" to find cheap or free things to do. You can also go online and search your local city to find many options. For example, there are days where muesums are free, or there are cheap movies showing during the day time. It is no longer dorky to go see a free music concert in the park when you are poor. You can bring your own pinic lunch and enjoy the entertainment. Or at least the people watching. There are also many local coupons and offers that really are worth checking out.
8. Pay attention to commericals for free promo offers, then go get them on their websites. For this, I suggest you create a free email account just for these free promo offers. Many times, these free offers also will email you coupons. This way, you are not clogging your personal email. You can go to one place and select what you want. Free products, and coupons are awesome!
Free promo offers by mail can take some time, around 6 weeks, so have patients. There is a great website that I found online that I have been using called: MYFREEPRODUCTSAMPLES.COM. This is updated every day and have great offers. If you aren't comfortable clicking the offers on the website, then go to the brand's own website.
Now, why would you want all of these free samples? Should you only stick with food or beauty products. The anwer is, get all of them. You can always use free samples. Why would you get all these free samples for men, Lisa, when you don't have a boyfriend or a son? Oh, my friends, there are uses for them all!! For one thing, these samples make great stocking stuffers. I collect samples through out the year, and then put them in a stocking for my dad, and brother. I don't use make up, so those go to my mom, sister-in-law, and friends. What about some random stuff you have no idea what to do with? Keep your ears open. Sometimes these little free samples of a perfume that you don't like could make your co-workers day.
9. Now, this could be a hard investment, but it may be something you want to look into. Instead of paying for cable, make sure that you have a good internet connection. Then either pay for Netflix and Hulu and watch all the same TV shows you pay for on cable, online instead. Each of these services are 8.99 a month for unlimited use. Not bad compared to the price of cable or a dish. The other thing you could do is either invest in a internet TV, or something that will adapt the internert to the TV so you can watch these services on a TV instead of your laptop. The investment most of the time will still be a cheaper monthly rate than paying for cable or dish. DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!! If you are going to buy a high ticket item like a TV, then make sure you know what the heck you are getting into.
10. If you are a coffee drinker, invest in a good cup. A coffee machine, as long as it is working condition, is a good coffee machine. A good travel cup that you take to work every day will save you a lot of money instead of buying that daily cup of coffee. This also goes for bottled water, and soda. Buy a good reusable cup and fill er up. Also, pat yourself on the back when using your cup because you are not throwing away plastic or paper cups in landfills. Good job!!
11. But if you simply must have that cup of coffee consider doing the following. Go to places that will give you rewards, such as a free cup or a free treat. Buy that memebership at Barnes and Noble. That percent off adds up very quickly and you will pay for that memebership in no time, plus you can use it for books and snacks. Or, instead of hitting Starbucks drive-thru, go to Mcdonalds. It is cheaper, and they have a rewards program.
12. Buy gift cards for yourself. For example, I buy several gift cards for myself including Starbucks. I load the card and spend the money. When it's gone, it's gone.The money has already been spent and budgeted in so I don't have to think about coming up with money for my Starbucks fix. Also, you can register the cards online just in case they are lost or stolen you won't lose your investement. Plus, by signing up online and registering your gift card you get free items, offers, coupons, and a free drink on your birthday. I also use them at amazon.com, walmart, itunes, and best buy. Buying a few and stashing them away also is a great way to pay for Christmas or birthday gifts when you don't have money later.
13. Sign up for free things on your birthday: such as Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, Weber Grill, or other local resterants. You would be suprised what you can get on your birthday, plus it's nice. It's like getting another present.
14. Use your library. You can read for free, and check out DVDS for free.
15. Check out your local stores and drug stores for their memebership and rewards programs. Most of the time, they are free, and you can save money.
16. Feel like you want to buy that new cd or itune? Use Pandora.com. This is internet radio that you can set to your liking. This way, you can listen to the music that you want to without having to pay for that song or cd. Plus, you may find some great music that you would never have before. This is a very cheap alternative to satalite radio.
17. If you have the option, take public transportation. It is cheaper than filling up your gas tank, and again, pat yourself on the back for helping out the enviroment. If you don't have that option in your city, start a car pool with your co-workers.
18. Spend a little bit more money now to save in the long run on certain items. For example, get the better lightbulbs that last longer. It is cheaper on your bills, and cheaper than buying a new bulb ever few months. Buy rechargable batteries. Again, it saves you in the long run after your investment.
These are just a few tips that I can think of. I am open to more tips. Please feel free to comment on how to save more money. We are all in this mess, and we all could use some help. Thanks for reading this and have a great day!!!
Lisa and her Underdog
Monday, January 30, 2012
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Predictions for 2012: Hollywood Edition
So, what are going to happen to all of the stars in 2012? I again picked up my psychic hat, and asked the universe what was next for our faves. Let's read on and find out. Remember this is for entertainment only. If you would like to set up your own reading, get a hold of me and we can make a deal. You can walk my dogs or something. Have fun!
1. Seth Green and his wife are going to have triplets.
2. A Real Housewife from Bravo will reveal that she was born a man
3. Pac Man and Mrs. Pac Man will renew their vows, after a scandalous affair with Donkey Kong.
4. Merly Strep will win another Oscar, and then retire from acting on films. She will go back to her first love of singing and acting on stage.
5. Gwenth Paltrow and Chris Martin will separate this year, for 3 months, then get back together. They will then have another baby, a boy they will name Clove.
6. Katy Perry and Russel Brand will get married....again.
7. Sting will become a grandfather again.
8. Lea Michelle will get married.
9. Miley Cyrus will find herself in a huge battle against Disney, and will also find herself in rehab.
10. There will be a huge backlash against the Kardisians this year, ending their empire, and stopping all of their shows. I'm not sure if this is a prediction, or more of a hope on my behalf.
11. Lenny Kravitz will still be hot!
12. Lindsay Lohan will find God, and become either a nun, or become Buddhist.
13. There will be a "Wonder Years" reunion.
14. There will be yet another writer's strike, because of the Internet.
15. This will be the worst year in the last 20 for people going to see movies. This will be because of a price hike in tickets.
16. Someone will try to bring back an updated version of the TV show, "Taxi."
17. Justin Timberlake will break his leg during a dance move. This will not, however, hurt his career. He will join the cast of SNL until he is better. They will make fun of his condition in almost ever skit. He will have a spot on weekend update.
18. It will be revealed that Janis Joplin had a secrets child at the age of 15 or 16 that she hide from the world. Her daughter will be discovered as a singer on Broadway.
19. There will be a new X Files movies.
20. Jon Lovits will open up a bar in Chicago.
21. "King of the Hill," will come back for a short time on Comedy Central.
1. Seth Green and his wife are going to have triplets.
2. A Real Housewife from Bravo will reveal that she was born a man
3. Pac Man and Mrs. Pac Man will renew their vows, after a scandalous affair with Donkey Kong.
4. Merly Strep will win another Oscar, and then retire from acting on films. She will go back to her first love of singing and acting on stage.
5. Gwenth Paltrow and Chris Martin will separate this year, for 3 months, then get back together. They will then have another baby, a boy they will name Clove.
6. Katy Perry and Russel Brand will get married....again.
7. Sting will become a grandfather again.
8. Lea Michelle will get married.
9. Miley Cyrus will find herself in a huge battle against Disney, and will also find herself in rehab.
10. There will be a huge backlash against the Kardisians this year, ending their empire, and stopping all of their shows. I'm not sure if this is a prediction, or more of a hope on my behalf.
11. Lenny Kravitz will still be hot!
12. Lindsay Lohan will find God, and become either a nun, or become Buddhist.
13. There will be a "Wonder Years" reunion.
14. There will be yet another writer's strike, because of the Internet.
15. This will be the worst year in the last 20 for people going to see movies. This will be because of a price hike in tickets.
16. Someone will try to bring back an updated version of the TV show, "Taxi."
17. Justin Timberlake will break his leg during a dance move. This will not, however, hurt his career. He will join the cast of SNL until he is better. They will make fun of his condition in almost ever skit. He will have a spot on weekend update.
18. It will be revealed that Janis Joplin had a secrets child at the age of 15 or 16 that she hide from the world. Her daughter will be discovered as a singer on Broadway.
19. There will be a new X Files movies.
20. Jon Lovits will open up a bar in Chicago.
21. "King of the Hill," will come back for a short time on Comedy Central.
21 predictions for 2012
In honor of this new year, I have put on my psychic hat and talked to the universe to get information on the upcoming year. What will happen? Who will be affected? Will the world end? Here is my top 21 list of what I got: This is purely for entertainment only. If you wish to have private session, please contact me and we will work something out. You can do my homework or something. Here is my list in no order:
1 .Dinosaurs are still alive and well, in very small numbers. We will discover them and bring them to the zoo in Omaha, NE. I get dibs on the first ride, after they have already eaten the first 3 fat kids.
2. Something important will be found out, or surrounding the painting, "A Starry Night."
3. Something in the surface will appear. There will be a geography change, and something will be found in water.
4. The Lock Ness Monster and Big Foot are cousins, but not first cousins. I know that Big Foot is real because I'm friends with him on Twitter.
5. It will be discovered that Disneyland is based on a real pirate map, aka pirates of the Caribbean.
6. Aliens are real.
7. Van Gogh was a profit.
8. Dogs can fly, at about 3 feet off the ground. They chose not too because they are afraid that we will then stop doing so much for them, and picking up their poop. Do you ever realize how happy they are with their head's sticking out the window? They are reliving their flying days.
9. Babies use mind control.
10. We will see a lot more laughing cow commercials.
11. There will be a spiritual awakening.
12. Disney World is actually a cover for the CIA.
13. Elvis and Andy Kaufman work there.
14. People will discover that the big disease are trying to be solved by this equation: complex disease are being fought with complex solutions. This is not the case. Things need to be simple. If possible there needs to be reversed engineering. The solution is very simple, maybe nothing more than something as simple as baking soda.
15. There will be a talking tree and a babbling brook.
16. You will start to see cats being born with a 5th leg. They have evolved.
17. Stonehenge will separate.
18. We will find that our understanding of math and science is only very limited within the confines of our world. We will begin to discover that the math and science of the universe is severely different and there will be new understanding of time, space, and matter.
19. Oprah is going to slip up somehow.
20. Rain will smell like bacon for exactly one day. That will be a great day.
21. Lisa will find her one true love, and her purpose in life 2 days before the world will end.
1 .Dinosaurs are still alive and well, in very small numbers. We will discover them and bring them to the zoo in Omaha, NE. I get dibs on the first ride, after they have already eaten the first 3 fat kids.
2. Something important will be found out, or surrounding the painting, "A Starry Night."
3. Something in the surface will appear. There will be a geography change, and something will be found in water.
4. The Lock Ness Monster and Big Foot are cousins, but not first cousins. I know that Big Foot is real because I'm friends with him on Twitter.
5. It will be discovered that Disneyland is based on a real pirate map, aka pirates of the Caribbean.
6. Aliens are real.
7. Van Gogh was a profit.
8. Dogs can fly, at about 3 feet off the ground. They chose not too because they are afraid that we will then stop doing so much for them, and picking up their poop. Do you ever realize how happy they are with their head's sticking out the window? They are reliving their flying days.
9. Babies use mind control.
10. We will see a lot more laughing cow commercials.
11. There will be a spiritual awakening.
12. Disney World is actually a cover for the CIA.
13. Elvis and Andy Kaufman work there.
14. People will discover that the big disease are trying to be solved by this equation: complex disease are being fought with complex solutions. This is not the case. Things need to be simple. If possible there needs to be reversed engineering. The solution is very simple, maybe nothing more than something as simple as baking soda.
15. There will be a talking tree and a babbling brook.
16. You will start to see cats being born with a 5th leg. They have evolved.
17. Stonehenge will separate.
18. We will find that our understanding of math and science is only very limited within the confines of our world. We will begin to discover that the math and science of the universe is severely different and there will be new understanding of time, space, and matter.
19. Oprah is going to slip up somehow.
20. Rain will smell like bacon for exactly one day. That will be a great day.
21. Lisa will find her one true love, and her purpose in life 2 days before the world will end.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
JFK: Death by Killer Kitties
Who killed JFK is one of the greatest mysteries out there. Why, after all this time, hasn't it been solved. Of course we can all chalk it up to the fact that Lee Harvey Oswald was the killer such as our history books indicate, but who really believes that? LHO didn't so why should the rest of us? Of course a conspiracy theorist like myself is pretty sure that the answer is well known in some small circles and that information is kept quiet because THEY don't want US to know the truth. It's been like a hundred years, isn't it time to come clean so we can something else to try to solve? In our world full of technology, why can't a "simple" murder be solved from the 60's?
At this point I believe the only possible answer is that JFK was assisinated by killer kittens. I know what you are thinking. Lisa has gone of the deep end...again. But no, stay with me here. Every single story that we have is ridiculous! So, I'm just adding one more ridiculous theory out there to show that it's time for the real answers to come out, or these cat stories are going to keep coming out.
Think of it, who in the world could kill the president without ANYONE noticing who pulled the trigger. The logical answer is no one. And since no one really has any clue who killed the president, it must have been highly trained killer kittens. No one is going to suspect cute cuddly little kittens to be capable of pulling of the greatest assisination of all time, now will they? People were so busy watching the parade and waiting to see the president that they would never see little Chester aiming his gun on the grassy knoll. Of course that lets off LHO, the mob, RFK, aliens, Cubians, LBJ, Nixon, the United States Goverment off the hook so it must be true since none of these very logical suspects have ever actaully been proven to be the real assigns. Damn Kitties!
In this world where EVERYTHING is out in the open why can't we for once, put this to rest. This one killing lead to many others which changed the United States forever. People were being silenced then, and they still are even today, even though we can find out about any celebertiy sexual preferences. I'm sorry, but I don't want to know about Aronld's love child. I don't care about Lindsay fallling off the wagon, and then being run over by it. All of this useless information is being shoved in our faces, but God forbide that we find any real information that could solve this crime. So, until the truth comes out, I'm putting my money on kitty. Bad kitty, bad!
At this point I believe the only possible answer is that JFK was assisinated by killer kittens. I know what you are thinking. Lisa has gone of the deep end...again. But no, stay with me here. Every single story that we have is ridiculous! So, I'm just adding one more ridiculous theory out there to show that it's time for the real answers to come out, or these cat stories are going to keep coming out.
Think of it, who in the world could kill the president without ANYONE noticing who pulled the trigger. The logical answer is no one. And since no one really has any clue who killed the president, it must have been highly trained killer kittens. No one is going to suspect cute cuddly little kittens to be capable of pulling of the greatest assisination of all time, now will they? People were so busy watching the parade and waiting to see the president that they would never see little Chester aiming his gun on the grassy knoll. Of course that lets off LHO, the mob, RFK, aliens, Cubians, LBJ, Nixon, the United States Goverment off the hook so it must be true since none of these very logical suspects have ever actaully been proven to be the real assigns. Damn Kitties!
In this world where EVERYTHING is out in the open why can't we for once, put this to rest. This one killing lead to many others which changed the United States forever. People were being silenced then, and they still are even today, even though we can find out about any celebertiy sexual preferences. I'm sorry, but I don't want to know about Aronld's love child. I don't care about Lindsay fallling off the wagon, and then being run over by it. All of this useless information is being shoved in our faces, but God forbide that we find any real information that could solve this crime. So, until the truth comes out, I'm putting my money on kitty. Bad kitty, bad!
Friday, June 3, 2011
Big Brother is watching....through my contacts
The other day I was in the bathroom getting ready for work. I was putting on my contacts, and dropped one on the ground. After picking it up and cleaning it something stopped me from putting the contact in my eye. In my hand was what I thought was my innocent contact to correct my vision, instead laid an instrument of horror!! All of this time Big Brother has literally been living in my eye balls!!!! Inside was my prescription!! And this is the first time I've ever seen this!! Great!Now I know what most of you are thinking. Big deal, Lisa. It's just something people are doing now to make it easier for eye doctors to find you a better prescription...yada yada yada... NO! It's just another way for THEM to keep tabs on us. And now they are living in my eye ball....
On of my favorite shows is "How I Met Your Mother." There is a scene where Barney (Neil Patrick Harris: brilliant by the way) is talking about his position at work. It is a running joke that no one has any idea what he does for a living. But he says to his friends that he will never retire. Instead they will find his body one day washed ashore without any hair, fingernails, or any identification markers. Sure, it's comedy, but the fact is no matter how hard you try, you are going to be on the radar somewhere. And now it's in places you would never think about checking, like the inside of your contact lens.
Any of you have a diamond ring, ear ring, or bracelet? You know that there is a code that is linked only to your diamond and the only way that you can see it is under a microscope. (i look at this for a living, believe me, it's creepy) Also, the better the diamond, the more details that they have. You can trace these diamonds back to the place they were mined, and to the person that actually did the cutting of your stone. They can trace this all back to that very diamond that you've been wearing on your finger every day. So good new, if something horrible happens and all they can find is your diamond, they can at least say that at one point you were the one wearing it. Just saying. (I always said if I every get engaged that I don't want a ring. Boy, good thing that I've never had my heart set on a ring.)
It's bad enough that our personal information is being monitored in ways we already know about everyday. We basically gave up our right to anything personal going through airport security. Any time we use our credit/debit cards they get our personal info You can't write a check without giving up your first born. In some places you must provide your address and phone number even to make a simple purchase.They can trace you anywhere with a cell phone, and it doesn't have to even be on. My local coffee place can tell you what drink your order most frequently with their rewards card. They ask to scan your ID at Walmart or Target and your personal info is out there for the taking. When you buy things online, they can save your preferences and recommend things you may like based on what you've bought in the past. On Hulu.com they ask you to choose commericals so they can personalize your experience. Is it just good customer service, a way for companies to find out what products are in demand, or Big Brother tracking you?
What about the things that you do to yourself? If you color your hair, they can find the shades. If you get any type of cosmetic surgery, they can trace the serial numbers on your boob implants. Even if you made the regrettable mistake of piercing something you later changed your mind about, the scar tissue will stilll be there. If you get a tattoo, they may be able to trace the artist. If you have wear a hearing aid, glasses, or contacts, they can find out what the perscription is, and where you most likely got the items you need in your every day life. You like Old Spice? They can find that out too.
I can handle to some extent what we must give up in order to get the things that we want or need in food and services. What I don't like is how little things like the contacts are sneaking in there, and no one is the wiser if you never notice it. What else do they have traced to Lisa Tebrinke? Do they have GPS in my underwear? 1984 is not a dream, or a well thought out plot. It's reality, and it worries me how much closer our lives are going in a direction of a fiction book!
So, on my day off dear THEM, you can find me at my house. I'll be watching Family Guy while wearing my -2.25 contact lens, drinking sweet tea, and flipping through my Christopher Moore book. Beside me, or maybe on the floor will be my two dogs, who eat Perinea Dog Chow, and have their blue potty bags that I get from CVS by the door when they need to go out. You can also check out the music I was listening to on Pandora.com when I decide it's time to clean the house with products I bought from Walmart....but you already knew that, didn't you....
On of my favorite shows is "How I Met Your Mother." There is a scene where Barney (Neil Patrick Harris: brilliant by the way) is talking about his position at work. It is a running joke that no one has any idea what he does for a living. But he says to his friends that he will never retire. Instead they will find his body one day washed ashore without any hair, fingernails, or any identification markers. Sure, it's comedy, but the fact is no matter how hard you try, you are going to be on the radar somewhere. And now it's in places you would never think about checking, like the inside of your contact lens.
Any of you have a diamond ring, ear ring, or bracelet? You know that there is a code that is linked only to your diamond and the only way that you can see it is under a microscope. (i look at this for a living, believe me, it's creepy) Also, the better the diamond, the more details that they have. You can trace these diamonds back to the place they were mined, and to the person that actually did the cutting of your stone. They can trace this all back to that very diamond that you've been wearing on your finger every day. So good new, if something horrible happens and all they can find is your diamond, they can at least say that at one point you were the one wearing it. Just saying. (I always said if I every get engaged that I don't want a ring. Boy, good thing that I've never had my heart set on a ring.)
It's bad enough that our personal information is being monitored in ways we already know about everyday. We basically gave up our right to anything personal going through airport security. Any time we use our credit/debit cards they get our personal info You can't write a check without giving up your first born. In some places you must provide your address and phone number even to make a simple purchase.They can trace you anywhere with a cell phone, and it doesn't have to even be on. My local coffee place can tell you what drink your order most frequently with their rewards card. They ask to scan your ID at Walmart or Target and your personal info is out there for the taking. When you buy things online, they can save your preferences and recommend things you may like based on what you've bought in the past. On Hulu.com they ask you to choose commericals so they can personalize your experience. Is it just good customer service, a way for companies to find out what products are in demand, or Big Brother tracking you?
What about the things that you do to yourself? If you color your hair, they can find the shades. If you get any type of cosmetic surgery, they can trace the serial numbers on your boob implants. Even if you made the regrettable mistake of piercing something you later changed your mind about, the scar tissue will stilll be there. If you get a tattoo, they may be able to trace the artist. If you have wear a hearing aid, glasses, or contacts, they can find out what the perscription is, and where you most likely got the items you need in your every day life. You like Old Spice? They can find that out too.
I can handle to some extent what we must give up in order to get the things that we want or need in food and services. What I don't like is how little things like the contacts are sneaking in there, and no one is the wiser if you never notice it. What else do they have traced to Lisa Tebrinke? Do they have GPS in my underwear? 1984 is not a dream, or a well thought out plot. It's reality, and it worries me how much closer our lives are going in a direction of a fiction book!
So, on my day off dear THEM, you can find me at my house. I'll be watching Family Guy while wearing my -2.25 contact lens, drinking sweet tea, and flipping through my Christopher Moore book. Beside me, or maybe on the floor will be my two dogs, who eat Perinea Dog Chow, and have their blue potty bags that I get from CVS by the door when they need to go out. You can also check out the music I was listening to on Pandora.com when I decide it's time to clean the house with products I bought from Walmart....but you already knew that, didn't you....
Thursday, May 26, 2011
And I cheer for the underdog: Goodbye Mr. Laughlin
As most of you know, Mr. Lauglin, my elementary school principal passed away last week of cancer. I am writing my tribute for the "Red Oak Express," but I'm not sure what will get on the pages. But I'm just using this to say another thank you for the man who changed my life. Here is the unedited version of my story. Sorry to disappoint, no conspiracy here, just a simple thank you to a good man who will be missed. He was always cheering for the underdog......
While in second grade, I was in the middle of my show and tell speech. I just got this really cool pencil from my Mom that I had to share with everyone. It looked like a mailbox, and the eraser was a little package. I quickly launched into an entire story about this being a mailbox for a mouse and its family. While I was telling my story, Mr. Laughlin was walking by the classroom and stopped mid-step. He came into the room and listened to my story. I got embarrassed because this new principle was listening to my silly little story when he probably had better things to do.
Later that day Mr. Laughlin stopped me in the hallway. He told me how much that he loved my mouse story. I told him that I was embarrassed. Mr. Laughlin then said something to me that I will never forget, "Lisa, never be afraid of your gift." Until that very moment I had never thought of telling stories as anything more than entertainment. Not a gift.
A few years later he would chaperon several students to a writer's workshop, and that cemented what I wanted to do with my life. It was because of Mr. Laughlin that I went after my dreams. He will be dearly missed, but his legacy will live on in all of his kids.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
My rant.
Well, giving what has happened the last week it's really hard NOT to go there. Is Bin Ladin really dead or is this just another govt ploy to get us to believe one thing, while the truth still remains out there.
I may go on a rant here but I am so passionate about how our American troops are treated. This isn't about what kind of political group you choose to believe in. I do not choose to be labeled by something so negative. I have the freedom to choose, or not, and that is thanks to the great sacrifices that our troops make every day. Our American men and women who serve our country should be thanked every single day for what they do. They pay for our freedom in blood. I don't take that for granted for a second.
(I also don't take for granted that our country deserves justice for what happened to us on 9/11. We suffered a blow that we have never gotten over. The families suffer every day, the country suffers everyday.Nothing will ever be the same again. I don't want to take anything away for that tragedy either. We will never get back to life the way it was before. Maybe we can change the future for the positive.)
I am sicked how troops are being used though. Let me get this straight. The people who are responsible for the death of Bin Ladin are the same people Obama wasn't going to pay? And now he's getting all the credit. How dare you Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't put it past you to use our army for your own political gain: IE saying that you had Bin Ladin captured and killed right before elections start! You weren't even going to pay these people. These people who work hard and see things that you've never seen, and they aren't good enough to pay, but good enough to use. You have never served our country so how can you truly run it!!!!
And while this whole thing is happening, it makes it easy for our to lose focus on other things. Such as the sky rocking gas prices, or how our troops are being moved into China. Do you realize that the economy isn't getting any better. There are still many many people out of work. You just don't hear much about that now do you? Government is all smoke and mirrors. What is the truth? I believe Bin Ladin to be dead as much as I believe Elvis is dead. And I think we will continue to see appearances for both of them for years to come.
So if he's dead or if he isn't we will truly never know. But when people start yelling "Go Obama" and believe that he is the one who spear-headed this whole event maybe should think twice. Was he the person who was tracking? No. Was he the one who spent hours in fear we will never know away from family and loved ones? No. Was he the intelligence officers who came up with the plans, or the people that followed through? No. He was the person who wasn't going to pay them though. He is the one who is taking credit, and the one who is distracting the American public from other horrors that are going around us.
Thank your troops, save the praise for Obama for something he truly does deserve to be thanked for. And and aint this.
I may go on a rant here but I am so passionate about how our American troops are treated. This isn't about what kind of political group you choose to believe in. I do not choose to be labeled by something so negative. I have the freedom to choose, or not, and that is thanks to the great sacrifices that our troops make every day. Our American men and women who serve our country should be thanked every single day for what they do. They pay for our freedom in blood. I don't take that for granted for a second.
(I also don't take for granted that our country deserves justice for what happened to us on 9/11. We suffered a blow that we have never gotten over. The families suffer every day, the country suffers everyday.Nothing will ever be the same again. I don't want to take anything away for that tragedy either. We will never get back to life the way it was before. Maybe we can change the future for the positive.)
I am sicked how troops are being used though. Let me get this straight. The people who are responsible for the death of Bin Ladin are the same people Obama wasn't going to pay? And now he's getting all the credit. How dare you Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't put it past you to use our army for your own political gain: IE saying that you had Bin Ladin captured and killed right before elections start! You weren't even going to pay these people. These people who work hard and see things that you've never seen, and they aren't good enough to pay, but good enough to use. You have never served our country so how can you truly run it!!!!
And while this whole thing is happening, it makes it easy for our to lose focus on other things. Such as the sky rocking gas prices, or how our troops are being moved into China. Do you realize that the economy isn't getting any better. There are still many many people out of work. You just don't hear much about that now do you? Government is all smoke and mirrors. What is the truth? I believe Bin Ladin to be dead as much as I believe Elvis is dead. And I think we will continue to see appearances for both of them for years to come.
So if he's dead or if he isn't we will truly never know. But when people start yelling "Go Obama" and believe that he is the one who spear-headed this whole event maybe should think twice. Was he the person who was tracking? No. Was he the one who spent hours in fear we will never know away from family and loved ones? No. Was he the intelligence officers who came up with the plans, or the people that followed through? No. He was the person who wasn't going to pay them though. He is the one who is taking credit, and the one who is distracting the American public from other horrors that are going around us.
Thank your troops, save the praise for Obama for something he truly does deserve to be thanked for. And and aint this.
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