So, what are going to happen to all of the stars in 2012? I again picked up my psychic hat, and asked the universe what was next for our faves. Let's read on and find out. Remember this is for entertainment only. If you would like to set up your own reading, get a hold of me and we can make a deal. You can walk my dogs or something. Have fun!
1. Seth Green and his wife are going to have triplets.
2. A Real Housewife from Bravo will reveal that she was born a man
3. Pac Man and Mrs. Pac Man will renew their vows, after a scandalous affair with Donkey Kong.
4. Merly Strep will win another Oscar, and then retire from acting on films. She will go back to her first love of singing and acting on stage.
5. Gwenth Paltrow and Chris Martin will separate this year, for 3 months, then get back together. They will then have another baby, a boy they will name Clove.
6. Katy Perry and Russel Brand will get married....again.
7. Sting will become a grandfather again.
8. Lea Michelle will get married.
9. Miley Cyrus will find herself in a huge battle against Disney, and will also find herself in rehab.
10. There will be a huge backlash against the Kardisians this year, ending their empire, and stopping all of their shows. I'm not sure if this is a prediction, or more of a hope on my behalf.
11. Lenny Kravitz will still be hot!
12. Lindsay Lohan will find God, and become either a nun, or become Buddhist.
13. There will be a "Wonder Years" reunion.
14. There will be yet another writer's strike, because of the Internet.
15. This will be the worst year in the last 20 for people going to see movies. This will be because of a price hike in tickets.
16. Someone will try to bring back an updated version of the TV show, "Taxi."
17. Justin Timberlake will break his leg during a dance move. This will not, however, hurt his career. He will join the cast of SNL until he is better. They will make fun of his condition in almost ever skit. He will have a spot on weekend update.
18. It will be revealed that Janis Joplin had a secrets child at the age of 15 or 16 that she hide from the world. Her daughter will be discovered as a singer on Broadway.
19. There will be a new X Files movies.
20. Jon Lovits will open up a bar in Chicago.
21. "King of the Hill," will come back for a short time on Comedy Central.
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