In honor of this new year, I have put on my psychic hat and talked to the universe to get information on the upcoming year. What will happen? Who will be affected? Will the world end? Here is my top 21 list of what I got: This is purely for entertainment only. If you wish to have private session, please contact me and we will work something out. You can do my homework or something. Here is my list in no order:
1 .Dinosaurs are still alive and well, in very small numbers. We will discover them and bring them to the zoo in Omaha, NE. I get dibs on the first ride, after they have already eaten the first 3 fat kids.
2. Something important will be found out, or surrounding the painting, "A Starry Night."
3. Something in the surface will appear. There will be a geography change, and something will be found in water.
4. The Lock Ness Monster and Big Foot are cousins, but not first cousins. I know that Big Foot is real because I'm friends with him on Twitter.
5. It will be discovered that Disneyland is based on a real pirate map, aka pirates of the Caribbean.
6. Aliens are real.
7. Van Gogh was a profit.
8. Dogs can fly, at about 3 feet off the ground. They chose not too because they are afraid that we will then stop doing so much for them, and picking up their poop. Do you ever realize how happy they are with their head's sticking out the window? They are reliving their flying days.
9. Babies use mind control.
10. We will see a lot more laughing cow commercials.
11. There will be a spiritual awakening.
12. Disney World is actually a cover for the CIA.
13. Elvis and Andy Kaufman work there.
14. People will discover that the big disease are trying to be solved by this equation: complex disease are being fought with complex solutions. This is not the case. Things need to be simple. If possible there needs to be reversed engineering. The solution is very simple, maybe nothing more than something as simple as baking soda.
15. There will be a talking tree and a babbling brook.
16. You will start to see cats being born with a 5th leg. They have evolved.
17. Stonehenge will separate.
18. We will find that our understanding of math and science is only very limited within the confines of our world. We will begin to discover that the math and science of the universe is severely different and there will be new understanding of time, space, and matter.
19. Oprah is going to slip up somehow.
20. Rain will smell like bacon for exactly one day. That will be a great day.
21. Lisa will find her one true love, and her purpose in life 2 days before the world will end.
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